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Being Barnabas Collins 
By Scarlett Burns

*A look inside the Mind of Barnabas Collins for one Day*

It's been an hour. I wonder what kind of disasters are happening while I am in my Coffin...

What is Julia Doing? No doubt it's something disastrous that I will have to deal with tomorrow...

Darn! I forgot to brush my fangs....

I wish that I had a little more leg room in here....

Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut (duh-duh-duh), Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana.....

If I could only find a good camouflage to put over my coffin I wouldn't have to keep moving it around every time someone comes into the basement...

I wonder if Wal-Mart would carry that?

Maybe Target?

Since I burned a hole in my last smoking jacket when that dang candle fell on me I might want to pick a new one up while I am there....

Wal-Mart carries smoking jackets... surely?

I wonder if there is someway I can sleep the sleep of the undead *and* smoke a ciggy at the same time....

....Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine (whoo-hoo!), Maryland,

Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada.....

I wonder if the Leviathan Alter in made of Sandstone....

Sandstone...sheesh, what am *I* thinking?

....New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, *sigh* Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota Tennessee, TEXAS...............

Will have to buy some mints tomorrow since I didn't brush my Fangs.....

Hope I don't get a Cavity....

Then I would have to go to the Dentist....

*That* would be an interesting visit....."Doctor, I have retractable fangs and I think one of them has a cavity...."....

Maybe the Leviathan alter is made of Sandstone...that would certainly account for it's disintegration......

....Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin.....(Yes, last one!)...Wyom---

All right! Who's opening my Coffin *this* time!?!?

---ing....

*The End of a look a Barn's mind in one night*

 


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