Portraits of Collinwood: Humor

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Carolyn Got Eaten By A Werewolf
By Donna Cole (aka Julianka)

To the tune of "Grandma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer".

Carolyn got eaten by a werewolf
walking home from the Old House Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as werewolves
But as for me and Willie, we believe.

She'd been drinkin' to much brandy
And we begged her not to go
But Jeb was feeling wild and randy
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.
When they found her Christmas mornin'
At the scene of the attack
There was a star upon her forehead
And incriminatin' claw marks on her back.

Carolyn got eaten by a werewolf
walking home from the Old House Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as werewolves
But as for me and Willie, we believe.

Now of Barnabas, we're so proud
He's been taking this so well
See him in there knocking Willie around
Denigrating and giving him hell!
It's just not Christmas without Carolyn
All the family dressed in black.
And we just can't help, but to wonder
Should we plant her 6 feet under or prop her up out back!

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