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Character Email Addresses 
By Sci-Fi Channel / Dark Shadows Board Members


By Alondra:

gregorytrask@sanctimoniousprig.gak

minervatrask@imasanctimoniousprigswife.gak

charitytrask@bitemebarnabas.luv

carlcollins@lalindalovesme.luv

quentincollins@hairychest.wow

judithcollinstrask@hemarriedmeformymoney.pft

edwardcollins@imarriedaphoenix.gak

lauramurdochstockbridgecollins@ilovefire.brn

jamisoncollins@countpetofipossessedme.yks

noracollins@iamcuterthanamy.aha

bethchavez@iknowhowtosuffer.sob

magdarakowski@icursedquentin.aha

sandorrakowski@magdatellsmewhattodoandIdoit.hpd

cassandrablaircollins@dreamcurse.aha

sabrinastewart@mymanisawerewolf.sob

nedstewart@iamobnoxious.brf

barnabascollins@iwilldrinkyourblood.fng

willieloomis@lalindalovesme.luv

angeliquebouchaudcollins@hellhathnofurylikeawomanscorned.yes

jasonmcguire@iamablackmailer.con

burkedevlin@revengeismine.yes

elizabethcollinsstoddard@theyregonnaburymealive.sos

paulstoddard@isoldmydaughtertotheleviathans.sry

rogercollins@whydoialwaysmarryagak.sos

davidcollins@iamabrat.yep

amyjennings@mybrotherisawerewolf.sos

chrisjennings@idontwannabeawerewolf.sos

tomjennings@angeliquebitmeandnowiamavampire.sos

timothyeliotstokes@askmeanythingandalwaysgetananswer.com

adam@barnabasismylifeforce.yks

eve@iusedtobedanielleroget.wow

joehaskell@iamboring.zzz

maggieevans@iscreamtolive.sos

samevans@idrinktoforget.glp

naomicollins@ilovemysherry.sos

joshuacollins@hardnose.gak

sarahcollins@idiedtooyoung.sad

vickiwinters@idontunderstand.hlp

mrsjohnson@mycookingislousy.sry

harryjohnson@iliketosteal.yes

nicholasblair@iworshipthedevil.bad

jeffclark@whoami.sos

ericlang@icreatepeople.run

peterbradford@vickiisnotawitch.sos

nathanforbes@imarryformoney.$$$

theoriginalreverendtrask@barnabaswalledmeup.hlp

abigailcollins@iamafrustratedoldmaid.prg

millicentcollinsforbes@iamtoodumbforwords.???

jeremiahcollins@imarriedmynephewsfiancee.sry

josetteduprescollins@ijumpedoffwidowshill.sob

nataliedupres@beautymarksareuglyonme.yks

noahgifford@iamazit.gak

benstokes@barnabasisavampirebutheismyfriend.hlp

By Quadr:

Quentin@Werewolves.Ghosts.net
Barnabus@BiteMe.com
Beth@Bouffant.edu
David@Dipshit.org
Edward@PrissyOldQueen.gov
Judith@EdwarduhQuentinuhDaviduhDirk.edu
Angelique@WhereTheHellAmI.com
Victoria@LostInThePast.net
Willie@DiggingUpGraves.com
Julia@HackingCough.Sedatives.org
Magda@BlackWigOfDeath.net
Sandor@LiesAreUs.com
Dirk@WackedOut.com

By Artteac

Quentin@ghosts.zombies.werewolves.immortals.net.

By Lalinda

Barnabas@barnawhiney.com

By ScarlettShadow

JennyCollins@manmademecrazy.knf

Quentin@beeneverythingbuta.vamp

Dirk@uglyfakemustache.ugh

Barnabas@pointybangsman.do

Chris@dangitichangedagain.woof

1840Quentin@warlockoridiot.guess

BramwellCollins@fluffyhair.wow

Barnabas@mybiteworsethanmybark.suk

Cassandra@ihavetheworstfashionsense.ever

EvanHanley@iamonyourside.haha

GrantDouglas@whoami.hmm

JebHawkes@slimeball.really

Carolyn@everyoneofmyboyfriendsisa.creep

Roger (or Quentin)@brandyisdandy.yum

Laura@feeltheburn.hot

David@alwayspossessed.darn

Angelique@likeabadpenny.heads

CharlesDelawareTate@WhoNeedsRealWomen.org

OliviaCorey@DangerouslyHugeEyelashes.ahh

VictoriaWinters@I.don't.understand.huh

1840QuentinCollinsEsquire@RealMenKeepDiaries.pen

Angelique@WitchesLove2.evl

QuentinCollinsEsquire@SailAroundTheWorld.drown

Maggie@SurvivalIsHard.ahh

1970Roxanne@I.prefer.women.knky

Quentin@OneOfMeInEveryTime.ooo

Petofi@PlayTricksWithMyHand.evl

By Freesoul

Dorcas: MyParentsRuinedMyLife@Theymadefunofmynameinkindergarten.argh

DavidCollins: Imarichkid@WhendaddycroaksIgetEverything.nyah

1897 Trask: Rachelgivesmewoody@Oldenough2bherfather.ugh

Rachel: Traskhashallitosis@Thisisexualharassment&Idonthave2putupwithit.argh

Dr. Woodard: BarnabasKilldme@JuliaHoffmanHelpedhim.argh

1795 Trask: Burnwitches@Whyarenthereanypositivereligiousfiguresinthis60soap.ergh

Laura Collins: Burnbabyburn@SacrificeOffspring.hahahahaha

Quentin: Sideburns&smoothvoice@blacksheep.con

Edward: MoustacheComesUnglued@uptightcuckold.qualm

David: SnoopAroundOldhouse@NoPlace2RaiseChild.edu

Amy Jennings: ICPentagramOnU@BrotherHowls.awooooo

Carolyn: GotNoBeau@BlondsHaveMoreFun.NOT

Maggie Evans: Kidnapped@NotJosette.scream

Joe Haskell: HonestFisherman@FlatCharacter.calm

Nicholas Blair: EvilSOB@HellOnRollerskates.coven

Angelique: WickedButWilling@Hot4Barnabas.dang

Elizabeth Stoddard: StatelyMatron@OverHillStar.calm

Barnabas: ThoroleeCursed@BiteNeck.Qualm

Chris Jennings: AntiSocial@FullMoon.awoo

Willy Loomis: PettyThief@WussyLackey.sob

Roger Collins: GhostsDroveMeOut@Patrician.snob

By Anonymous

Maggie@AmnesiacsAreUs.com
Barbabus@FromLondon.YeahRight
Julia@HottiesOver40.com
Pop@DrunkenArtists.sot
RogerEdward@MisunderstoodFathers.org
David@HomeSchooled.edu
Vicki@Clueless.duh
Carolyn@MenSuck.Jerks
Liz@BuriedAlive.net
Laura@BurningUpForYorLove.MaterialGirl
Morgan@TightPants.ManLove
Gabriel@LoserSon.gov
Daphne@MissMelanie.JustLike
Catherine@LoveTriangle.com
Hallie@BlondeClarvoyant.vibes
Bramwell@TypecastingBeDamned.curtis
Josette1841@OlderBlondeHairInABun.storyline
FinalEpisode@FallOverTheRailing.byebye

 


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